Jadilah seorang perempuan di dalam bekas kaca,
yang begitu sukar untuk disentuh,

Biarlah lelaki yang betul2 mampu untuk memiliki mu,

Saja nak bagi tau...


Xde lg account friendster aku..
huhuhu...


maybe...


Facebook plak pasni..

Coming soon.

orang kata....
kalu kita genggam kuat2 seekor burung,
burung tu akan mati,

tapi....
kalu kita tak genggam kuat2 burung tu,
nanti burung tu akan terlepas dari tangan kita,

so....

mcm mana ni?

tu x bley,ni x bley...

???????ku kebingungan....


hahhh!!!!!

ada orang yg lain plak kata...
dua2 tu x penting,
yg penting,
si tuannya tau menjaga burung itu dengan baik,makan minum burung itu.
dan si burung pula,setia bersama tuannya walau dalam apa juga situasi,bg membalas jasa tuannya.

1. What is your name: Shazwan Shah

2. A four Letter Word: Song


3. A boy's Name: Sam(aiyo)


4. A girl's Name: Sarah(aiyo)


5. An occupation: Singer (mcm bule)


6. A color: Sumer color(susah sgt nak jawab)



7. Something you'll wear: Suprises (cannot tell u hehe)


8. A food: Sup Gearbox(haha x pnah makan pun)



9. Something found in the bathroom: sumting la jgk(hehe)


10. A place: Somewhere (i belong)


11. A reason for being late:Shhhh!!!(rahsia)


12. Something you'd shout: Shohhh!!! shohhh!!!


13. A movie title: Sepi


14. Something you drink: Sirap of coz


15. A musical group: Spice girls(haha gurau ok....not serious)


16. An animal: Sang harimau


17. A street name: Somewhere in the street(aiya)


18. A type of car: Super Car(hehe)


19. The title of a song: Swing Swing

Snake kills and eats mice, that sound normal to me. But how about a mouse kills a snake, and the snake was a venomous viper. Now i got your attention.

This is a story about a great and strong mouse found in Taiwan. The snake was found by the firefighter and it then being kept into a mouse cage. For the lunch, the firefighter put a mouse inside the cage for the snake's meal.

The incredible thing happend here. The mouse become extremely aggressive, it started attact the snake, biting, scratching and it kept kicking the viper's bud.~~haha..

Then after 30-minutes of miracle fight the snake was dead.

Now that was an motivational story for my. How a small, weak and always known as a victim to the snake, becomes a super-mouse and kill the most scared creature known for fearsome reputation.

Moral of the story : To survive in life, doesn't matter who your rival will be, give all your best and never give up.

**the snake was smaller than the mice. that may be a logic to it's death.

Mouse kills snake

A tiny mouse was thrown into a cage as food for a viper - but turned the tables and killed the snake instead.

Firefighters in Nantou town, Taiwan, caught the 35cm snake and put it into a mouse cage for safe-keeping.

"We then found it a mouse for lunch," a spokesman for the team told Apple Daily.

But the firefighters were stunned to see how aggressive the mouse became once it saw the predator in the cage.

"It attacked the snake continuously, biting and scratching it," the spokesman added.

After a vicious 30 minute battle, the snake was dead and the mouse was left with hardly a scratch.

Lan Sengqiu, the chief fireman, added: "Perhaps it used up its venom when we caught it, and perhaps it was a novice predator."

source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3041502.html

gambar dari : http://www.infomaya.net/v2/index.php?showtopic=7368

Usya2 topik best kat InfoMaya.net,aku terjumpa tips tentang cara-cara nak elak seks. Tak semena-mena kin tertarik lalu terus buka entri pasal ni.

Terasa ianya sangat penting untuk kaum wanita. Yerla, kalau tengok kat tv, selalu kes2 hubungan intim sebelum kawin ni terjadi sebab pengaruh si teman lelaki. Oleh itu, aku letak gambar di atas, member2 wanita semua boleh belajar dari gambar di atas. Budak2 remaja pun perlu tau ni.

Di bawah ialah tips tambahan untuk elak dari dirogol:

Listed below are safety tips for you to follow that can reduce your risk of assault and/or rape.

- Secure you car and home. Keep a large flashlight, two quarters, a map of the city you are in and five to ten dollars in your car. The flashlight can be used as a light or weapon; the quarters are for the use of a pay phone; and the five dollars is for car emergencies only (eg., new windshield wipers or gas). Always keep your doors and windows locked and evaluate the effectiveness of the locks. Never open your door to a stranger and never tell them you are alone.

- Avoid unsafe situations and strangers. If you are being followed, go to the nearest police or fire department, or any place where several people will be (convenience stores, gas station, etc.) Walk in groups at night.

- Flee if you are in a potentially dangerous situation. Yell or scream to attract attention. Carry a whistle that will make a loud noise.

- Engage in passive or active resistance. Passive resistance is to think and talk your way out of a situation. Active resistance is to react immediately to startle your attacker. Use any available item (HAIRSPRAY, KEYS, PURSE) as a weapon.

- Think! Keep using your mind to think of alternative actions for escape.

- You are responsible for your own safety. Call your local police department or rape crisis center and set up a schedule for a Law Enforcement Officer to speak to your employees or neighbors.

- Don't let a stranger inside your home to use the phone; make the call for him.

- Never admit that you or a neighbor are home alone.

- Women living alone should use only initials on mailboxes and in telephone listings.

- Leave outside lights on at night, and keep lights on in more than one room.

- If you receive an obscene phone call-hang up-don't react.

source: http://www.kevincoffee.com/women_safety/rape_prevention_tips.htm

To chiczen...

sori if i copyright chiczen blog

but i tertarik sgt2 dgn hasil blog chiczen,
mmg btul sama dgn apa yg ada kat diri i,

i mintak maaf,
i mintak izin,


to other people...

there are some of my blog is from a chiczen,
but it is related to my life.
maybe kebetulan jek..huhu,

bagaimana dua orang yang pernah meluangkan hampir setiap masa bersama bertukar cerita bersendaloka bertangis tawa bertahun-tahun lamanya dalam sekelip mata boleh berubah hubungan menjadi orang asing bagaikan tidak pernah berkenalan hingga sanggup membelakangkan diri masing-masing? apakah hubungan bertahun-tahun sebelum itu hanya berlandaskan benefit,dan hanya palsu semata-mata? tiada makna hingga boleh dibuang bak sampah, ditolak sampai berkecai, dibiar lenyap menjadi halimunan?

mengapa jika dulu dibangkitkan kata2 cinta kepada ku,
tp sekarang hanya dlm sekelip mata aja bagai mahu menbuang semua mudah begitu saja,


apa harga cinta itu,
apa makna cinta itu,

aku pelik lg,aku heran lg,
asal ada saja yg x sempurna,
mau dilepaskan begitu saja,
ada ke manusia 100% sempurna di dunia ini?



mengapa begitu cpt kau berpaling?
mengapa begitu cepat kau berputus asa?
mengapa begitu cepat kau menyerah kalah?
mengapa begitu cepat kau berubah?


think. think. think.

satu hari yang tanpa bicara terakhir menjadi penutup satu hubungan dalam kalut dan amarah.

satu hari bila kau pulang menyebar khabar gembira tapi hampa bila yang menjawab hanya unggas dan serangga.

satu harijadi bila kau menanti tiba tetingkap atau terbangan ucapan selamat tapi hanya kosong tanpa isi.

satu hari yang dia bersorak mahupun teriak, dan kau hanya mahu melonjak atau meratap bersama-sama tapi hanya mampu mencuri pandang dari jauh.

satu hari bila dia di depanmu, tapi kau tunduk dan lari melangkah laju bukan kerna mengejar sesuatu tapi mengelak dari bersatu.

satu hari bila kau rindu dan kamu bertemu tapi kau tiba-tba jadi bisu dan malu.

satu hari di depan bila kau merenung satu hari di belakang dan hanya mampu bermimpi dia di sisi kala itu...

it will be too late by then.


tidak kah kau sedar,
tidak kah kau terfikir,
apakah punca sumer ini?


tinggal kau bersama diri kau dan teman-teman khayalan untuk mencairkan hati yang beku.
tinggal kau dan dia dan kenangan tanpa apa yang kau rasa mesra dahulu.


it's just too late by then.


memang yang tinggal cuma kenangan kau dan dia,
tanpa rasa mesra yang menyatu kamu dahulu.

Oh you know, the feelings when you think that you didn't do anything wrong, spesifically to someone, tapi orang tu pulak terasa dengan kau.

Dia sensitif... and guess who else?
Aku pun.

Aku jadi geram (bukan marah) tiba-tiba bila dalam situasi macam ni. Aku jadi tertanya-tanya. Out of being polite, aku akan mintak maaf jugak. Tapi, kadang-kadang aku rasa aku tak patut pun mintak maaf and I don't even need to say anything sebab the game shouldn't even existed in the first place.

Aku pelik. Aku hairan. Aku buntu.
Aku tersepit.

Patut tak aku tolak tepi kepentingan diri sendiri demi menjaga hati orang?
Hati aku, ada orang lain nak jaga?
Hati aku, ada orang nak kisah?


Kawan-kawan, sila fahami keperluan aku sekejap.

Aku rasa zaman-zaman di mana aku perlu memalsukan senyuman dan tawa aku demi menjaga hati-hati kamu, kamu dan kamu dah berlalu. Sebab aku tak mampu nak susahkan diri aku yang terpaksa menanggung sendiri nanti. I have no one else to take care of me, melainkan diri aku sendiri.

Dan sekarang dah sampai satu tahap yang aku terpaksa keraskan hati dari ikut kehendak kamu, kamu dan kamu. Dan pastinya memang satu risiko tinggi yang aku pertaruhkan untuk persahabatan kita yang mungkin jadi lebih rapuh dan senget dari sebelumnya. Tapi aku percaya kalau kamu betul-betul kawan aku, kamu akan cuba fahami keperluan aku.


Sesungguhnya, KALAU aku ada kesempatan,
IF you ever need me -
I'll be there at anytime,
wherever and whenever,
always.


But if I don't, please please please oh PLEASE
don't hate me.
don't ignore me.


Sepertimana aku yang sentiasa tersenyum
bila kau tiada dan berkata tidak,

kali ni aku perlu kau cuba fahami aku.

Untuk penyibuk2 out there..
PLZZZZ

Tolong jgn ganggu kami berdua,
Biarkan kami berdua sahaja.

Biar blog ini menjadi saksi,
Aku akan tgu kamu utk selama2nya.


http://chiczen.blogspot.com/

What is the ultimate purpose of living?

To love.


What is love, then?


Dan dari sini ceritanya bermula. L.U.V.E dari Pingu Toha. Cerita tentang pencarian makna cinta oleh Uthman Huzir. He is, but a love-fool. Tentang cinta, Uth jadi bodoh.



"Orang kata cinta punya segala emosi. Aku ingin rasa segala emosi itu. Aku mahu rindu. Aku mahu sangsi. Aku mahu cemburu. Aku mahu marah. Aku mahu menangis. Aku mahu sengsara. Aku mahu bahagia. Aku mahu mencinta dan dicintai" -Uth.





Dan tanpa sedar Uth menaruh perasaan dengan gadis berbaju ungu dan bercekak putih yang beberapa kali dia tersempak di hentian bas. Tika hujan lebat dan berkat payung pink, mereka mula berkata-kata. Lana Angrainny - pemilik senyuman yang manis dan mata yang berkilau berkaca; cantik, pandai dan selalu mengalah. Dan kerana itulah tak hairan jika Lana turut memikat hati jejaka lain.


"Ada satu benda yang aku mahu tapi aku tak akan dapat. Dia. Sebab ada orang lain antara aku dan dia. Dia biarkan... Aku dan dia semakin menjauh. Dia tak peduli. Aku menunggu dia kata "awak boleh pegang tangan saya" sekali lagi. Aku ingin letakkan tanganku dalam genggamannya! Tapi aku rasa seperti dia sedang lari tinggalkan aku. Dan sekarang aku sudah terlalu jauh darinya. Aku tak akan dapat ucap 'I love you' pada dia... walaupun aku sudah jatuh cinta pada dia." -Lana.





Orang lain itu adalah Keri dan Vee.


Ahmad Mukhri atau nama panggilan Keri adalah teman Uth yang paling rapat di tempat kerja. Dia ada segala-galanya. Antara Uth dan Keri macam langit dengan bumi, macam bulan dan matahari. Uth selalu ragu-ragu. sedangkan Keri is so full of certainty. "I decided to fall in love with her". Itu matlamat Keri untuk Lana.


"Dude... aku serious dengan Lana. I mean... I really want to be her friend, bes friend. I want to be her lover. I want to be her husband, her family. I just want to be with her, forever. " -Keri.


And then, there's Violet yang mengejar Uth. A girl yang setiap kata-katanya digambarkan penuh berwarna-warni. Penuh emosi.


"You're thinking too much about love... Don't think, feel. Love is a feeling, not thought.
You wouldn't love anybody... so love me. Love me because I love you." -Vee.


And then, there's Elina. The old flame yang masih mengharap cinta.


"Saya masih dengan fairy tale tak sudah saya. Awak dalam realiti sendiri. Our pages don't fit together. Fairy tale tak bercampur dengan realiti. Realiti tak mengiakan cerita dongeng... Tak semua cerita dapat happy ending sendiri, kan?" -Elina.

Dan ini lah kisahnya L.U.V.E.

L untuk Lana. U untuk Uth. V untuk Vee. E untuk Elina. Ceritanya simple dan romantik. Penggunaan ayat-ayat yang sempoi sesuai untuk bacaan ringan. Tapi in the same time mampu buat kita berfikir. Situasi yang terjadi pada aku yang tak pernah mampu to confess, dan mungkin juga terjadi pada kamu, kamu dan kamu?

What happened bila you like someone, and that someone likes you too. Both of you know that you two like each other, but can never find the right word to say it? Dan masa itu boleh membinasakan. What if your bestfriend likes someone that you like? Kau mengalah or let the girl/guy come between you two?

Oh yes, ceritanya komplikated, untuk satu jalan cerita yang ringkas. It's definitely something that I can relate to. Aku timbul rasa kasihan, rasa geram, rasa gembira, segala rasa. Sebab everything pun is so unpredictable.

And how much the courage of saying those three little words can actually give so much impact to someone, to a relationship. It can change a lot of things.

Dan macam Pingu cakap,

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"

http://chiczen.blogspot.com/

Alkisah seorg anak pompuan yang baru masuk tadika bertanya kepada mummynya.. 'Mummy, mummy? sex tu apa Mi?'..

Terkedulah si ibu.. Terasalah akan kemodenan zaman skrg yg berjaya membuatkan manusia berfikiran lebih terbuka.

Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat diperkatakan, mulalah si ibu mencari jawapan yg sesuai utk anaknya dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dlm arus pendidikan sejagat. Maka si ibu pun mula memberikan jawapan mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukkan bayi dalam kandungan dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mummy dan daddynya dari zaman universiti lagi sehinggalah dengan kehadiran si comel iaitu anak gadisnya yg bertanya itu..

Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak... Si ibu kehairanan dan bertanya. Si anak menjawab dalam tangisan.. Jawapan mummy tu panjang, ruangan jawabannya pendek saja ni...seraya meyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis kat depannya (cover)..

NAME:...........
SEX:............
Class:..........
Subject:..........

MASA BERCINTA

engkau suka aku pun suka
ke mana pergi pun tak apa
yang penting jalan berdua
naik bas, basikal pun takpa
jalan tengah panas pun takpa
sampai melecet ketiak jadinya
semua suka tiada duka

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
durian yg engkau suka aku pun suka
walaupun sebenarnya tak berapa suka
petai yg engkau suka,aku pun telan juga
walaupun nak terjegil biji mata
kita sama-sama ketawa

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
Tempe yg aku makan jadi kegemaran kau juga
walaupun kau tak pernah makan sebelumnya

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
pakai apa pun tak pebaju merah tudung biru pun tak ape
tudung kau senget aku kata takpe.
gigi kena lipstik aku tak kisah juga
engkau tetap cantik jelita

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
aku pakai apapun tak ape,
lupa pakai tali pinggang pun tak ape,
T shirt koyak kat ketiak pun tak ape,
Lupa cukur misai pun tak ape,
Kau kata aku tetap handsome seadanya.

BARU KAHWIN...

kau sangat
suka, aku lagilah suka
macam dunia kita yg punya dua minggu
terperap dalam bilik aje sampai
makan pun selalu terlupa

kau sangat suka,
aku lagilah suka
tiga empat papan petai sehari aku tak pernah lupa kau sangat suka, aku lagilah suka
hari-hari tiga empat pinggan tempe kau goreng utk aku saja bila anak dua
lain pulak cerita,
kau suka aku tak suka,
aku suka engkau tak suka
sebab petai yg engkau suka
aku sangat tak suka
mana taknya, bilik air jadi hancing jadinya
mungkin salah aku juga
manjakan engkau sangat dengan petai saja

kau suka aku tak suka,
aku suka engkau tak suka
sebab hari-hari aku nak tempe aje
sampai kau jemu menggoreng jadinya
mulalah komplen aku anak jawa
sendawa pun bau tempe aje,tapi salah kau juga
kau tak pandai nak masak yang lainnya.
sampai sekarang ni aku pun tertanya-tanya suka ke tak suka?...

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'


One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.


He asked
her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.


Her
boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'


This is
how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.


Life Is a
Gift


Today
before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't
speak.


Before
you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone
who has nothing to eat.


Before
you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone
who's crying out to GOD for a companion.


Today
before you complain about life - Think of someone who died
too early on this earth.


Before
you complain about your children - Think of someone who
desires children but they're barren.


Before
you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or
sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.


Before
whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who
walks the same distance with their feet.


And when
you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the
unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your
job.


But
before you think of pointing the finger or condemning
another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.


And when
depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on
your face and think: you're alive and still
around.

BEAUTY OF MATH

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321





1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111



9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?




And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?



What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E O-F G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will! get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!